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A Reminder To My Tea Party Friends

Oh, you poor, maligned Tea Party advocates who want to address your grievances through means of the Second Amendment.

You poor, neglected souls who want government off your back. Less rules, less taxes, less spending of your blood, sweat and tears for someone who does not look like you.

You think you have it tough? Some of you have even suggested seceding from the United States as a last resort to retain your freedoms.

Furthermore, how would you like it if the government announced a 70% tax increase, heard your grumbling and said, sorry, folks we were only kidding. It’s really only a 30% increase.

And for those of you who continue to grumble, and protest, and wave posters declaring your elected leader the anti-christ or Satan reincarnated, that noise you hear above you are black helicopters landing commandos who will beat the living tar out of you. If you are lucky. They would just the same kill you, thank you very much.

Fine, I have just the place for you.

Read this and thank your blessings you live in the good old U S of A.

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